While you were gone...

B. Jones "So when you were gone on your lady date I had to use a blow torch on a spider"
Me: "What?!!"
B. Jones: "Yeah it was this huge ass spider on the wall so I had to get the blow-torch to kill the evil thing...I blame you"
Me: "What?! Why?"
B. Jones: "You left me alone. Crazy shit happens when you leave me alone...well and when you are here too".
Me: "Cowboys vs. Aliens was worth the risk of you burning the house down. IT WAS EPIC".


(Please note: blow torch was like a super bitty one I got to light the expensive tall candles I occasionally get so as I can get ever last light out of it)